HOT stories . . . well kinda warm ones.

I’ll change the names to protect myself, but here are two real life stories.

During a weekend ladies’ retreat one of the speakers commented that at some point you’re going to have a mid-life crisis and "you’re going to want a red Corvette driven by a 25 year old hunk."

One of the attendees turned to her octagenarian mother-in-law and said, "Did that happen to you, Mimi?"

Her reply? "Twice!"

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The second is about a fellow who was self-employed and living in Natchez, Mississippi where it gets to 102 in the summer with 99 percent humidity. Our hero knew the IRS was coming to audit him so he took all the records and dumped them in the middle of the floor of the garage where he kept them. He took the IRS people out there when they arrived and invited them to help themselves, then went on about his business. Word is that it only took them about 15 minutes to decide that "everything looked fine."